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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    How done?

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    1. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      He’s just a little short of rare.
       
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    2. 1 Toy Maker
      Feed me from the bottom.
       
      1 Toy Maker, Feb 15, 2022
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      Put your bib on lol.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Feb 15, 2022
  2. joehat

    joehat Porn Star

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    If you ask me, I secretly know how much wood that damn woodchuck can chuck !
     
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  3. Mostondave

    Mostondave Sex Machine

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    I'm that done, you wouldn't be able to identify me from dental records
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      You should probably make a dentist appointment.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Feb 14, 2022
  4. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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  5. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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  6. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      Plus he’s just a drawing but I thought he was pretty cute.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Feb 14, 2022
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      Wait that’s Not an actual picture hurry up somebody warn Anon
       
      Truthful 1, Feb 14, 2022
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  7. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    The only vegetable with more sugar than a carrot is the sugar beet.
    According to the Guinness book of world records the longest carrot ever was 20'5.86" grown by a fellow in the UK in 2016.
    The heaviest carrot weighs nearly 18 pounds and is over 3 feet long. This new record-breaking find has been verified by Guinness World Records.
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      Could it swim?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Feb 14, 2022
  8. ncsubcd6997

    ncsubcd6997 Porn Star

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    People ask if I was high when I claim to have seen this movie, but I did see it and now, I cannot find what the name of it was. I watched it late 90s but it may have been produced earlier.

    About alien women (who look like bikini clad Earth supermodels) coming to Earth to seduce/lure men for food. When they removed their tops, their tits had teeth. lol. Corniest B-movie shit ever. I had thought it was "Bikini Babes from Mars" but that's turned up nothing on google.
     
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  9. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Cannibal women of the Avocado forest?
     
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  10. mstrman

    mstrman Porn Star

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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      You’re med rare or that’s how you like your steak?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Feb 14, 2022
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    2. mstrman
      That's how I like my steak. Me I'm very rare, or so I've been told.
       
      mstrman, Feb 14, 2022
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  11. UVmonkayX

    UVmonkayX Porn Star

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    In the food industry when it says "handmade" only one part of the process requires a person to be involved, however they don't have to actually touch the product they just have to be involved.
     
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    1. crhurricane
      Is it the same in porno, with the cameraman everything is a threesome. Just saying.
       
      crhurricane, Feb 16, 2022
  12. Dirty jedi

    Dirty jedi Believe the hype Banned!

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    If the 3 blind mice had been a little quicker we could have had a entirely different nursery rhyme

    Look mouse shit
    Where is it from
    There's another bit
    And another crumb
    I called up the pest control to arrive so fast
    He took out some toys and that was the last
    We saw of mouse shit
     
  13. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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  14. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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  15. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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    If this is the day, what is it that makes it the day? Not to be confused with, that'll be the day, because that day isn't here yet.
     
  16. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    1. Themis
      Hope he appealed for cruel and unusual punishment... ;)
       
      Themis, Feb 17, 2022
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  17. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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  18. Bitsman

    Bitsman Marquis de Sade

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    Side note to history... When Thomas Jefferson arrived in Philadelphia with the Declaration of Independence... He bought a thermometer... He noted in his diary that on July 4th 1776 the high temp was 76 degrees...
     
  19. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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